THE WORLD EXPLODES IN SHOCK!! — Elon Musk’s Tesla FLYING CAR Unveiled With Unbearable iPhone and Internet Prices! .Q

It’s not science fiction anymore — it’s Elon Musk’s latest reality-bending bombshell.
Tesla has just officially unveiled the world’s first mass-market flying car, and what’s more shocking than the technology… is the price tag.

Starting at just $1,299 — yes, you read that right — the Tesla SkyCruzr™ is being sold for less than a new iPhone and cheaper than most internet subscriptions worldwide.

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The announcement came out of nowhere. No teasers. No countdown. Just a 15-second video posted on Musk’s X (formerly Twitter) account with the words:

“Why drive when you can fly?”

Within minutes, the Tesla website crashed under global traffic. Thousands of stunned users took to social media, calling it everything from a “miracle” to a “glitch in the simulation.” One viral tweet simply read:

“I thought it was a meme. Then I bought one.”

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But is it real? Oh, it’s real — and it’s terrifyingly powerful.

The Tesla SkyCruzr™ is equipped with:

Early footage shows it hovering over traffic, dodging through skyscrapers, and landing in a parking space like it’s from 2099.

But here’s the twist:
While the base price is just $1,299, access to its full features requires a monthly Starlink+TechOS subscription that can exceed $999/month — prompting users to say they “bought a spaceship but can’t afford the sky.”

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Critics say Musk is “selling the future in pieces.”
Supporters? They’re calling him the “Messiah of Mobility.”

Regardless of what you believe, one thing is clear:

This is not a car. It’s a revolution.
And the price to fly? Apparently… cheaper than a scroll.