BREAKING: Elon Musk Reportedly Plans to “Buy All of Ukraine” to End the War — But What’s Really Behind This Wild Proposal?
Insiders say it’s either world peace… or the world’s most expensive PR stunt.
Geneva, Switzerland — In a stunning twist that’s sending political analysts into meltdown mode, tech mogul Elon Musk is reportedly floating an outrageous new idea behind closed doors: buying the entire country of Ukraine in a bid to bring the war to a sudden, unconventional end.
You read that correctly.
According to high-level diplomatic whispers leaked late last night, Musk has proposed a “complete economic acquisition” of Ukraine — including infrastructure, debt, and long-term governance transition — claiming it would “create the fastest path to peace the world has ever seen.”
“He believes traditional diplomacy has failed,” one anonymous insider revealed.
“So now he wants to end a war… by writing the biggest check in human history.”
Initial estimates say the “deal” would cost upwards of $500 billion, and would involve multi-stage payments, restoration projects, and some kind of “blockchain-governed neutral zone,” which Musk allegedly dubbed “New Kiev” during internal SpaceX meetings.
World leaders are stunned.
“It’s offensive, impossible, and weirdly on brand,” said one European diplomat.
“But also? We’ve learned to never say never with Elon.”
The proposal, first whispered to a small group of U.N. delegates during a private World Economic Forum dinner in Davos, reportedly included promises to:
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Rebuild all major Ukrainian cities with Tesla-designed infrastructure
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Introduce “hyperloop refugee corridors” across Eastern Europe
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Replace the national currency with “UkrCoin” by 2030
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Host a “final peace concert” on the Moon, headlined by AI-generated Beatles
Critics call the plan absurd, dangerous, and tone-deaf.
“You can’t buy a sovereign nation,” one war historian tweeted.
“This isn’t a sci-fi board game.”
But some Musk supporters say the world is running out of options.
“He’s the only one crazy enough to try something this wild,” posted one viral thread.
“And let’s be honest… nothing else is working.”
Neither Ukraine nor Russia has commented on the alleged proposal, though insiders close to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy say he was “visibly confused, then oddly intrigued” when briefed on it.
Musk, for his part, has been coy.
His only recent public comment came via X:
“All empires start with a spark. Why not peace?”
Whether this is real, a trial balloon, or a misunderstood joke is still unclear.
But one thing is certain:
When Elon Musk says he wants to buy a country to end a war, the world listens —
even if it has no idea what to do next.